Month: July 2016

New Game: The Adventure of F***face

I’ve got a new game out!

It’s a twisted little comedy RPG called The Adventure of F***face McP****.

F***face is at a gamer convention in Las Vegas, hanging out in his hotel room after a big party with friends. He suddenly finds himself kidnapped away to a fantasy realm in the far flung future! He is given the quest to rescue a princess from an evil empress, and that’s the only way he is going to get home.
His friends will be brought to help him. Hilarity ensues.

There are 9 lands, each with it’s own themes. 3 dungeons. Loads to explore. Plenty of enemies to fight along the way. An all original soundtrack.
Layers upon layers to dig into.
And lots, and lots, and lots of jokes. Satire, parody, puns, dirty jokes, silly jokes, offensive jokes, bad jokes, referential jokes. More jokes than you can shake a funny bone at!

Come with me… and you’ll be… in a world from my twisted imagination.
Take a look… and you’ll see… into my nightmarish imagination.
We’ll begin… with some sin… This insane land of my creation…
What you find will make you laugh, and cry, when you pierce my obfuscation.
If you want to see something nice… this aint the place to view it.
Anything I wanted to, I do it. Want to piss off the world? There’s nothing… to it.
There is no place to go, to escape my twisted imagination. One way out, save the girl, and then you’ll be free… If I think… you ought… to be.

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